I did not anticipate being so busy during our three-day orientation “week” that I would not have time to update until now but c’est la vie. Here’s a quick recap!
Orientation was held here, in the beautiful building where I will be spending most of my life for the next three years:

Michael took this last weekend, on the way to our rainy-day hike (hence the athletic apparel). Even in grey weather, it really is a lovely building; being completely honest, this facility was a huge draw of CU law to me, and I don't think there is any shame in that. I figure if I have to spend most of the next three years in one building, it might as well be one that I find aesthetically pleasing and comfortable!
“Damned if I know what business casual means,” wrote a former boss of mine in an email many months ago. Despite the vague nature of this categorization, that is how the law school requested we dress on Monday. After lots of pondering and frantic mind-changing, here is what I ended up wearing:

I've yet to develop the mad skills in biz caz-photography that Sarah possesses, but here's the basic idea. I also wore my silver Tory Burch sandals, putting the "casual" in the outfit, in a stubborn refusal to torture my feet with high heels.

Hullo! I'm so excited to be a law student! My momma gave me that necklace for college graduation
It's a strength-talisman of sorts for me.
It’s vital to start an important day with a good breakfast; I had an avocado that was about to turn, so I decided to make toast with avocado, Tony Chachere’s and Smart Bacon! This may not be a typical breakfast for many people, but avocado is actually one of my very favorite toast toppings. However, I didn’t have any bread (oops!) so I improvised with some woven wheats:

I guess I do tend to lean towards unusual breakfasts, but the wisest nutritional advice I've ever received actually came from my friend Rachel's mom, who is a holistic veterinarian (and by default, an expert in wellness). She told me that when you crave a certain food, it is because your body is in need of something in that food; thus, I do not fight my cravings for savory, avocado-covered breakfasts!
Given the sensory-overload of a day I was about to embark upon, I was reasonably Buddha-calm as I walked out the door, and got into my (rental) car.
However, my inner tranquility was ruffled once I turned into the CU campus. I’m sure the administration had a reasonable explanation for planning law school orientation on the same day that the undergrad freshmen moved into their dorms (one of which is virtually next to the law building), but it made for absurd traffic and a general feeling of chaos. I rolled toward the law school parking lot at a snail’s pace, grateful that I left early, and then,
Hoooooonk!
WHAM.
The SUV in front of me, stuffed so full with dorm luggage that the driver could not see out the back window, presumably missed its turn, slammed on the reverse (in the middle of the road!) and backed into my car! There was a line of people behind me, so I had no way to escape — all I could do was honk.

It harshed my mellow but at least nobody was hurt and as you can see, the damage to the bumper wasn't horrible.
As fender benders go, this one wasn’t bad at all, but it was a huge bummer that it happened when it did. Right as that SUV smacked into me, my excited-nervousness returned. It took many yoga-breaths to tame my chihuahua-nerves and regain reasonable composure.
Once inside, though, things were surprisingly pleasant. The Colorado Supreme Court Justice gave the opening speech, and had us take the Colorado Bar oath:
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR by the Everliving God (OR AFFIRM) that I will support the Constitution of the United States and the Constitution of the State of Colorado; I will maintain the respect due to Courts and judicial officers; I will employ only such means as are consistent with truth and honor; I will treat all persons whom I encounter through my practice of law with fairness, courtesy, respect and honesty; I will use my knowledge of the law for the betterment of society and the improvement of the legal system; I will never reject, from any consideration personal to myself, the cause of the defenseless or oppressed; I will at all times faithfully and diligently adhere to the Colorado Rules of Professional Conduct.
Saying these words stirred up a sense of the sheer magnitude of this journey. I am a law student, and someday, will be a lawyer. This is one of the most interesting and potentially fulfilling professions one can enter, in my opinion, and I feel so blessed to have this opportunity.
There’s a classic law school orientation scare-tactic where the new 1Ls are told,
“Look to your right, look to your left. By the time you’re done here, at least one of those people will be gone.”
However, at CU, which I have decided is the friendliest little law school in the world, we were advised to connect with and befriend the people next to us, rather than getting caught up in the competitiveness that this experience invites. To me, this makes far more sense; the legal community is small, and just that — a community. We may have to oppose one another someday, but it’s equally (perhaps more) likely that we’ll need to work together, sharing clients and expertise.
When I looked to my left, I realized that Brittany, a friend I made during the Open House was sitting right next to me! To my right sat Megan, who I’ve had a great time chatting with over the past few days.
The rest of the first day was fairly standard (in a good-natured way) for an orientation; speakers and mingling, and we eventually split up into our classes for Legal Writing, the only course that met (and assigned homework) during orientation week. Both Megan and Brittany are in my section, which will make the year very enjoyable.
However, remember that one scene in “Legally Blonde” where Elle meets her classmates for the first time, and they’re all incredibly interesting, experienced, and brilliant?

"Hi! I'm Elle Woods, and this is Bruiser Woods! We're both Gemini vegetarians..."
That was, essentially, the introductory meeting of my Legal Writing class. We were encouraged to go around and introduce ourselves, but also to share a dreaded “interesting fact.” “Interesting” is definitely a varied qualifier. Most law students (at least at CU) don’t come into law school straight from undergrad; rather, in the case of my classmates, they take time off to work and do some absolutely fascinating things! I have classmates that have biked across America to fight climate change, ran with the CU buffalo, been babysat by Sarah Palin, and lived in remote villages in Tanzania. One guy is finishing up a PhD in developmental neurobiology (I think), and another (Brittany, actually) is flying out to Kentucky this weekend to compete in a prestigious horse show.
As for me? I totally panicked. “Hi, I’m E, I’m from the Virgin Islands but did my undergrad in Southern California! Interesting facts? Umm… I really like to cook, I’ve been to Iceland four times and I met Margaret Thatcher once!”
Durr. It felt just like the time where, while being interviewed for our sorority rush video, I was asked about my non-Greek interests and said that, “I really like food… cooking it… eating it… reading menus…” Of course, that snippet of film was used. Of course, guffaws ensued every time we played it (but hey, I think it helped to ease the chaos of the rush room).
The rest of the first day was spent taking care of some “housekeeping” matters, including getting my BuffCard. The great thing about my CU student ID is that with it, I can ride all of the buses (even the ones that go into Denver) fo free!

Identifying information blocked out for security purposes.
Later on, I met up with some fellow 1Ls for happy hour at a place called Half Fast on The Hill (the mostly undergrad-populated area right by the CU campus). Half Fast is famous for cheap pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea (which I did not get), and an encyclopedic sandwich menu — I can’t wait to try the vegetarian sloppy joe.

Not a particularly glamorous photo of me, but to my left are Ascher and Jacqui, two of my most awesome classmates! I had such a blast chatting and laughing with them!
Nearly two hours flew by when I realized that I needed to get home, complete my Legal Writing homework, FaceTime with Michael, and get in bed early enough to make Sunrise Yoga in the morning. For dinner, I threw one of these together:

The "Goddess Salad" -- baby spinach, chopped up vegan "chicken" patty, the rest of my avocado from breakfast, Goddess Dressing (applied with a little too much enthusiasm) and sunflower seeds! Assuming I have one (and I'm feeling less lazy), I think I'll add some chopped red bell pepper next time I make this.

The salad gets its name from this dressing which, not going to lie, I chose purely because I thought the bottle was pretty. It's tasty, though; nice and peppery! I highly recommend this to anyone who, like me, may be stuck in a ginger dressing/balsamic rut.
The next morning, I awoke at 5:55am, feeling refreshed and ready to ohm. I was the only one who came in for the Sunrise class, so I was treated to an accidental private lesson — what a perfect way to start the day. I tend to have a lot of nervous energy, and yoga helps me smooth it out into a more positive, productive force.
I came home, showered, and threw together another one of my weird breakfasts: this time, farro (cooked the night before while I did my reading) with toasted pumpkin seeds, ground flax seeds, and a drizzle of truffle oil.

I used my BuffCard to take the bus, which was actually faster than driving. However, once I got off the bus, one of the straps on my new book bag broke, thanks to the absurd weight of my many law school books…

"No, Ralph, those are for reading, not building a fort!" Seriously, though, I have fifteen books total for my classes and they cost more than I am willing to admit. Law school is not for any kind of sissy.
Luckily, though, WestLaw (a legal research company) was giving away free buttons so I used a couple to temporarily fix it:

I figure if I must haul around massive, dense books, I might as well do it in a really happy bag
After more fun mingling, more “discussion groups,” and another Legal Writing class, I remained in the library as my classmates dispersed to write my very first Case Brief. It may sound odd, but I actually enjoyed it, largely because my professor chose a rather entertaining case for us to review (Webster vs. Blue Ship Tea Room), in which the Plaintiff attempted to recover damages after she had gotten a fish bone stuck in her throat… after eating fish chowder. It probably goes without saying, but she did not win.
Once I made it back home, I had just enough time to straighten up the apartment a bit before… LOGAN CAME OVER!!! I know it’s bad form to use all caps and multiple punctuation, but here, it is absolutely necessary! Logan has been one of my very best friends since the 9th grade (I met up with his parents at John Butler Trio, remember?), but we haven’t lived in the same place since then. Now, he works in Denver, which is just a quick 30-40 minute drive from my place in Boulder. I am so thrilled that life finally brought us back to the same place. I anticipate drinking many bottles of Honig and watching lots of Auburn football with him throughout the coming months!
For dinner, we decided to try a new restaurant that I’d heard great things about, The Med!

Here's Logan with our artichoke!
For dinner, I had a dish that I love but don’t get to have frequently (since it’s usually not made vegetarian)… Paella!

It had great flavor but uhh, way too much feta. I don't dislike feta, and it's gentler on my tummy than most other cheeses, but definitely taking a mental note to request that it be left off next time. Despite the feta-excess, though, this was a yummy, extremely fun dinner and made for some excellent leftovers!
It truly was a lovely evening; after dinner, we got ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s (raspberry-blueberry sorbet for me) and walked Pearl Street. I was so happy I knocked out my case brief early; full and wine-happy, I would not have been in any mood to do it later.
Yesterday, the final day of orientation, I elected to snooze through Sunrise Yoga since we had a much longer day ahead. We sat through more speakers (subject matter- professionalism. It was actually somewhat interesting, but by then I was beginning to tire of sitting in the courtroom and listening to speeches), held more “discussion groups,” and ate some catered Mexican food (suh-weet!) as we mingled some more. In the afternoon, the administration chose a somewhat unexpected film to show us: “Big Fish.” I hadn’t seen it since it first came out (in 2003!), and didn’t really remember it. Personally, I found the connections between the film and law school to be more subtle than overt (mostly relating to work/life balance and the complications of choosing an interesting career path), but I still enjoyed it.
After spending 10 hours in the Wolf Law building, I finally headed home, only to throw on something less biz-cazzy to meet up with some 1L friends for margaritas and more Mexican food at Rio Grande! The final orientation event happened to be law student karaoke, so a high-quality pregame was definitely necessary.

Jacqui, me, Stephanie, and Brittany!

Delicious veggie fajitas -- come to mama!
Once we had sufficiently stuffed our faces and slurped down tangy tequila goodness, we headed over to The Dark Horse, a super-divey bar near the law school that is, apparently, a traditional watering hole for CU law students. To me, karaoke seemed like a risky ice-breaking event (I’ve just started talking to these people, let alone singing in front of them!), but it was actually perfect. Dark Horse was a fun, funky little spot, jam-packed with law students from all levels; everyone just seemed really down to have a great time, and speaking for myself, I totally did! I have mad respect for anyone with enough swagger to get up in front of a full bar and sing karaoke by themselves (usually really well, too!), and lots of my fellow law students did just that! I personally did not sing, except in a group rendition of “Sweet Caroline” (I led the ‘bum bum bums’ and ‘so goods!’).

The front of the Dark Horse -- yay, buffalo! I could not, for the life of me, fix my demon eyes in this photo.
To sum things up, orientation week left me with a very, very good feeling about embarking upon my law school journey here. As an institution, CU law seems to truly care about its students; every professor I have spoken to so far has been both interesting and passionate about the law. Additionally, I am so thrilled and relieved that many of the brilliant, talented people in my class are also very social, and seem to have some grip on reality outside of work. Whether this lasts deep into the year is to be seen, but at least for now, I feel so blessed that I’ll be surrounded with such fun, intellectual classmates.
Kindness and Gratitude,
E
Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls.